Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/1/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Toy Computer
2. Seenager
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Toy Computer
I was recently attending a birthday party for my
mother-in-law, when my three-year-old grandson
came to me with a Strawberry Shortcake toy computer
that can help with spelling and some other things.
He wanted me to turn it on for him.
I opened it up, looked around for an on/off switch,
and slid a couple of switches left and right, but
it wouldn't come on. I gave it back to him saying
that I couldn't help him.
He took the computer and gave it to the mother of
the little girl it belonged to. She opened it up and
pushed a button, it came on, and she gave it back
to him.
I asked her what she had pushed to get it to come on.
She replied, "On/Off."
When I said I couldn't figure it out and I work on
computers for a living, she replied, "I wouldn't tell
that to anyone."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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There's no way you can take your same old thinking
into a bright new future. - Terry Franks
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Seenager
GREAT NEWS!!!!! I just figured it out...
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager)!
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60
years
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance (Social Security).
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license (so far) and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting
pregnant and I don’t have acne.
Life is great.
- from Anna Ruth
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