DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/10/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Questions
2. New Sister
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Questions
A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours
in the boat with not much to do, the son started asking
his father some questions.
"How does the boat float?" he asked.
The man thought about the question for a moment, then
said, "I don't really know, son."
"Well, how do fish breath underwater?"
The man scratched his head. "I guess I don't know the
answer to that one either."
"Why is the sky blue?" the boy persisted.
The father replied, "I really don't know, son."
The boy started to worry that his father was getting upset
at all the questions. "Do you mind me asking questions,
Dad?"
His father immediately reassured him. "No, of course not,
son! If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
- from Pastor Tim
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God hath given to man a short time here upon earth,
and yet upon this short time eternity depends.
- Jeremy Taylor
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New Sister
Five-year-old Christine, an only child, spent the day
playing next door with two girls who were sisters.
When Christine came home, she told her parents Emily
and Samuel, "I want a baby sister so bad. Please can
I get one?"
Her parents looked at each other and laughed.
Emily said, "A sister would be fun."
"But if we have another baby it could be a boy," added
Samuel.
Christine thought a moment and said, "Never mind. It
isn't worth the risk."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Brenda, Carole, Curvin, Dave, Peggy, Gabe, Emily, Annie.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
It's hard to believe the weekend is here already.
A full schedule of activity is planned.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Questions
2. New Sister
------------------------------
Questions
A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours
in the boat with not much to do, the son started asking
his father some questions.
"How does the boat float?" he asked.
The man thought about the question for a moment, then
said, "I don't really know, son."
"Well, how do fish breath underwater?"
The man scratched his head. "I guess I don't know the
answer to that one either."
"Why is the sky blue?" the boy persisted.
The father replied, "I really don't know, son."
The boy started to worry that his father was getting upset
at all the questions. "Do you mind me asking questions,
Dad?"
His father immediately reassured him. "No, of course not,
son! If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
- from Pastor Tim
------------------------------
God hath given to man a short time here upon earth,
and yet upon this short time eternity depends.
- Jeremy Taylor
------------------------------
New Sister
Five-year-old Christine, an only child, spent the day
playing next door with two girls who were sisters.
When Christine came home, she told her parents Emily
and Samuel, "I want a baby sister so bad. Please can
I get one?"
Her parents looked at each other and laughed.
Emily said, "A sister would be fun."
"But if we have another baby it could be a boy," added
Samuel.
Christine thought a moment and said, "Never mind. It
isn't worth the risk."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
--------
Please pray for: Brenda, Carole, Curvin, Dave, Peggy, Gabe, Emily, Annie.
=================
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