Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/11/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was able to have dinner tonight with 2 of my adult granddaughters.
It was super to have time with them and ‘catch up’ in their busy lives.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Feet
2. Once An Engineer, Always An Engineer
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Feet
I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a driver's manual.
On the way to town one day, I was coaching her as I drove. I told
her to study her book so as to be ready when it came time to get her
drivers permit.
"Oh," she said, "I already know everything in the book."
"You do?" I returned.
"Yep," she said, very smugly.
I thought, "OK, I'll give her a hard one." So I asked her, "How many
feet does it take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour
and have to slam on the brakes real hard?"
"One," she replied.
"What?" I asked.
"One?!" She repeated her answer and then because of the confused
look on my face, she added, "You always told me never to use my left
foot on the brakes, only use my right one.
- From Clean Laffs
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If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail. - Benjamin Franklin
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Once An Engineer, Always An Engineer
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re
rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They
lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let
them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them
tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?”
- From A Joke a Day
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Please pray for: Andrea, Shirl, Bob, Gary, Blake, Tyler, Mike, Angela, Keith.
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