Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/12/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We’re having an enjoyable unusually ’summer-like’ October
— temps 60’s - 80’s! The leaves are slowly starting to turn.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Lottery
2. Shirt
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Lottery
At breakfast the husband says to his wife "What would you do
if I won the Lottery?"
And she replied flippantly, "I'd take my half and leave you."
"Great," he says. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch.”
- From GCFL
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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance
and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Shirt
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before
school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told
us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it.
My wife frantically swept through my daughter's room, finding
nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had something
printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my daughter.
That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off
her shirt.
On one side it said, "Families are Forever."
And on the other, "Be Smart, Don't Start."
- From Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Jean, Aurelia, Jake, Jen, Tim, Peggy, Sharon, Hailey.
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