Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/13/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Mid-week and nearly mid-month. Today is one of my sib’s wedding anniversaries.
We were able to be together earlier this month at her daughter’s wedding. 7 living
sibs (from 6 different states) were there as well as a niece from Mexico.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Interview at the Big IT Company
2. Noah
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Interview at the Big IT Company
I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position
of Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked me, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," I replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself
to this interview!”
- From A Joke a Day
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Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing
because he could do only a little. - Edmund Burke
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Noah
Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, announcing to them
all to follow God's command and "Go forth, be fruitful and multiply."
He's about to close the great doors of the ark when he notices that there
are two snakes sitting in a dark corner and not making a move to leave.
So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You can go now. Go forth and
multiply."
The snakes reply, "That command doesn't apply to us."
Noah shakes his head and asks why.
"We don't," said the snakes, "we're adders.”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Please pray for: Jeannette, Mike, Joe, Ashley, Dorian, Laura, Julie, Kim.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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Mid-week and nearly mid-month. Today is one of my sib’s wedding anniversaries.
We were able to be together earlier this month at her daughter’s wedding. 7 living
sibs (from 6 different states) were there as well as a niece from Mexico.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Interview at the Big IT Company
2. Noah
———————————————
Interview at the Big IT Company
I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position
of Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked me, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," I replied, "I hacked into your computer and invited myself
to this interview!”
- From A Joke a Day
———————————————
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing
because he could do only a little. - Edmund Burke
———————————————
Noah
Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, announcing to them
all to follow God's command and "Go forth, be fruitful and multiply."
He's about to close the great doors of the ark when he notices that there
are two snakes sitting in a dark corner and not making a move to leave.
So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You can go now. Go forth and
multiply."
The snakes reply, "That command doesn't apply to us."
Noah shakes his head and asks why.
"We don't," said the snakes, "we're adders.”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
————
Please pray for: Jeannette, Mike, Joe, Ashley, Dorian, Laura, Julie, Kim.
=================
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