DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/16/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Good news. The doctor says about 20% of people have
prolonged soft tissue inflamation following knee
replacement. He thinks this is my case.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Diaper Solution
2. Play
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Diaper Solution
At the pediatric clinic where I work, more and more
fathers come in with their children.
One man was concerned that his ten-month-old daughter
had a diaper rash.
As I began undressing the baby, I could see that Dad,
a heating and air-conditioning specialist, had used
a trick of the trade to deal with flimsy disposable-
diaper tabs.
His daughter's diaper was securely reinforced with
duct tape.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
- Theodore Roosevelt
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Play
Lilly, 4, was spending the weekend at the home of her
grandparents.
Her grandfather was trying to organize his home office,
but she kept coming in, asking him to play with her.
Finally, he took her into her guest room, handed her a
storybook he knew she remembered by heart, and told her
to read her Aurora doll the story.
Dennis figured it would take her 15 minutes. Two minutes
later Lilly was back in his office wanting to play.
Dennis said, "I thought you were going to read your doll
a story."
She shook her head and said, "Aurora was naughty. She's
in a time out, so I came to play with you."
- from Dennis E. Hensley (via Kidwarmers)
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