Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/19/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We had a beautiful, sunny day today and the weather
is supposed to be the same tomorrow. I’m immensely
enjoying extra time outdoors soaking it all in.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Are You Buying All This?
2. Small Town
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Are You Buying All This?
"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his
wife. "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store."
An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter.
The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies
that would fill two wheelbarrows.
"Are you buying all this?" his wife asked incredulously.
"Well, yes," he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward
the interior of the store, he added, "But look at all the stuff I’m
leaving behind!"
- From A Joke a Day
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It is a most wonderful comfort to sit alone beneath a lamp, book
spread before you, and commune with someone from the past
whom you have never met. - Yoshida Kenkō
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Small Town
When I moved, I went to retrieve some boxes that I had sent to
myself in care of the local bus depot. And that first time I walked
into the bus depot, I found out what small towns were like.
"Your boxes are over there," the clerk said.
"How do you know who I am?" I asked.
"We all know who you are," he replied.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Eric, Joe, Patricia, Darrell, Marilyn, Chris, Maureen.
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Have a TERRIFIC day!
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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________________________________________
We had a beautiful, sunny day today and the weather
is supposed to be the same tomorrow. I’m immensely
enjoying extra time outdoors soaking it all in.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Are You Buying All This?
2. Small Town
———————————————
Are You Buying All This?
"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his
wife. "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store."
An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter.
The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies
that would fill two wheelbarrows.
"Are you buying all this?" his wife asked incredulously.
"Well, yes," he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward
the interior of the store, he added, "But look at all the stuff I’m
leaving behind!"
- From A Joke a Day
———————————————
It is a most wonderful comfort to sit alone beneath a lamp, book
spread before you, and commune with someone from the past
whom you have never met. - Yoshida Kenkō
———————————————
Small Town
When I moved, I went to retrieve some boxes that I had sent to
myself in care of the local bus depot. And that first time I walked
into the bus depot, I found out what small towns were like.
"Your boxes are over there," the clerk said.
"How do you know who I am?" I asked.
"We all know who you are," he replied.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
————
Please pray for: Eric, Joe, Patricia, Darrell, Marilyn, Chris, Maureen.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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