DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/2/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
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Today's Chuckles
1. Plasterer
2. Shave
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Plasterer
As a foreman for a construction company, my friend John
was interviewing an applicant. He asked the plasterer
to bring his tools in so he could see what he could do.
The fellow returned with tools slung over his shoulder
and hanging from his pockets, and in one hand he was
holding an unidentifiable object covered in plaster.
John asked what it was.
"My radio," the chap answered.
"All right," said John, "you can start tomorrow."
The applicant looked surprised. "That's it? You don't
want to see what I can do?"
"Any plaster man who has a radio looking like that
one," John said, "must have put in at least three
years of work."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers
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Shave
After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man
in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his
wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each
day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barber shop,
which was owned by the pastor of the town's Baptist Church.
The barber's wife, Grace, was working that day, so she performed
the task. Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water, and
said, "That will be $20."
The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid the bill
and went to work. The next morning the man looked in the mirror,
and his face was as smooth as it had been when he left the barber
shop the day before. Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need
to get a shave every day.
The next morning, the man's face was still smooth. Two weeks
later, the man was still unable to find any trace of whiskers on
his face. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the
barber shop.
"I thought $20 was high for a shave", he told the barber's wife,
"but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my
whiskers still haven't started growing back."
The expression on her face didn't even change, expecting his
comment. She responded, "You were shaved by Grace and once shaved,
always shaved!" (saved)
- from Mikey's Funnies
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