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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

             Always  Clean  Chuckles

           Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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I’m busy  getting ready to visit my Dad for the next several days.

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Today's Chuckles

1.  Taking It 

2.  Customer Request  

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Taking It 

Working for a pediatrician calls for stifling a chuckle from time to 

time. When a frantic mother phoned to tell us her baby had a high 

temperature of 102, we had to know whether she was taking the 

reading under the arm, in the mouth or elsewhere. 

So we asked, "How are you taking it?" 

Her reply, "Oh, I'm holding up pretty well!” 

- From Clean Laffs

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I am not here only for the big celebrations, I am here for the work. 

And if it is the dirty work, the hard work, no problem. - Jurgen Klopp

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Customer Request

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer,  "No, ma'am, 

we haven't had any for some weeks now,  and it doesn't look as if we’ll 

be getting any soon.” 

Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking 

out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am.  Of course, we'll have some 

soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago.” 

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, 

never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it 

and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

"Rain.”

- From Da Mouse Tracks 

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