Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/27/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I spent Sat. with my daughter and grandson. It was
wonderful to have the time together.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Cupcakes
2. ABC's
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Cupcakes
"Peter!" his mother scolded. "There were two cup cakes in the
pantry this morning, but now there's only one! Do you have a
logical explanation?"
A long pause...
Then Peter replied, "It must have been too dark. I didn't see
the other one."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The true measure of a man is how he treats
someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson
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ABC's
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to
hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to
understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on
a rock, I realized why his words had made no sense: He was
repeating the alphabet.
"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked him.
The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the
alphabet."
Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the
words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying
to say."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Ray, Patty, Donna, Ernie, Pam, Anna Ruth, Betty.
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