DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 10/29/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. God's Love
2. Eat Chocolate?
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God's Love
My four-year-old son Ashton loves the movie Toy Story 2,
particularly the space ranger hero, Buzz Lightyear.
Recently in Sunday school we were learning that God's
love has no limits.
At the end of class the teacher, reviewing the lesson,
asked, "So, how much does God love us?"
Quoting Buzz's big line in the film, Ashton replied,
"To infinity and beyond!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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By altering our attitudes we can alter our
lives. - Zig Ziglar
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Eat Chocolate?
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy
2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume
about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one
pound of weight per week.
Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate
caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.
So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing
about 3 months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Ethan, Brandi, Jay, Gwen, John, Joshua, Anita, Chris.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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In the USA, we are preparing for elections which will
be next week. Please add prayers that Godly people who
care about others will be elected.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. God's Love
2. Eat Chocolate?
------------------------------
God's Love
My four-year-old son Ashton loves the movie Toy Story 2,
particularly the space ranger hero, Buzz Lightyear.
Recently in Sunday school we were learning that God's
love has no limits.
At the end of class the teacher, reviewing the lesson,
asked, "So, how much does God love us?"
Quoting Buzz's big line in the film, Ashton replied,
"To infinity and beyond!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
By altering our attitudes we can alter our
lives. - Zig Ziglar
------------------------------
Eat Chocolate?
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy
2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume
about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one
pound of weight per week.
Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate
caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.
So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing
about 3 months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!
- from ArcaMax Jokes
--------
Please pray for: Ethan, Brandi, Jay, Gwen, John, Joshua, Anita, Chris.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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