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#1 · October 5, 2021, 9:36 pm

Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

             Always  Clean  Chuckles

           Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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I spent several days reconnecting with family from 6 states and Mexico. 

It was a wonderful change of pace to just spend time in enjoyment.

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1.  Conversation 

2.  Start Clapping   

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Conversation 

Once the President of a nation was visiting an insane asylum in the early 20th century. 

He found a middle aged man sitting under a tree looking at the sky and thinking.  The 

president asked his security people to wait for him and went to that inmate and said, 

"Good morning Sir." 

Man: Don't talk to me. I'm thinking.

President: Do you know who I am. I'm the president of this nation.

Man: Shhhhh...shhhhh. Don't say that. I said that 21 years ago and they put me here. 

 

• From PG Vargis

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There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

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Start Clapping 

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. 

The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"

"What a weirdo," I thought.

Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on!

I said: "How did that happen?" 

He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work.”

 

- From A Joke a Day 

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