Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/6/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Settling down to home routine now that I’m back —
balancing body, mind and spirit.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. The Real Meaning of Hotel Descriptions
2. We Have To Operate Again
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The Real Meaning of Hotel Descriptions
Old world charm > No bath
No extra fees > No extras
Nominal fee > Outrageous charge
Standard > Sub-standard
Deluxe > Standard
Superior > One free shower cap
Cozy > Small
All the amenities > Two free shower caps
Plush > Top and bottom sheets
- From Mikey's Funnies
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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often,
and loved much. -Bessie Anderson Stanley
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We Have To Operate Again
The surgeon approached his patient, just as he woke up from
having surgery. “I'm afraid we 're going to have to operate on
you again. You see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.”
The patient replied, “Tell you what Doc, if it’s just because of
that, just leave them inside. I'd rather pay for them than have
you go back in.”
- From A Joke a Day
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