Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/8/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Looking forward to a pleasant autumn weekend. I’ll be able to spend
time outdoors (temps 60’s - 70’s) sitting back and enjoying.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Remembering Names
2. Long Marriage
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Remembering Names
When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided
to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two
characters in a popular children's story.
After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying
goodbye I teased, "Be careful going up that hill! But you must get
that all the time."
They smiled politely but said nothing. After they left, my husband asked,
"What was that all about?"
"Jack and Jill. Up the hill. Remember?" I said.
"Yes, but what does that have to do with," he pointed to the couple, “
Dick and Jane?"
- From You Make Me Laugh
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It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains.
- Patrick Henry
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Long Marriage
A couple celebrated theyr 50th wedding anniversary. Party over. As
every one left, a news reporter friend went to the husband and thanked
him for the invitation. Then asked, "can you tell me the secret of your
happy married life?"
The aged farmer grandpa became serious and said, "I always knew
that there is no I in marryage."
His wife grinned and said, "And I never tried to correct him.”
-From PG Vargis
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Looking forward to a pleasant autumn weekend. I’ll be able to spend
time outdoors (temps 60’s - 70’s) sitting back and enjoying.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Remembering Names
2. Long Marriage
———————————————
Remembering Names
When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided
to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two
characters in a popular children's story.
After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying
goodbye I teased, "Be careful going up that hill! But you must get
that all the time."
They smiled politely but said nothing. After they left, my husband asked,
"What was that all about?"
"Jack and Jill. Up the hill. Remember?" I said.
"Yes, but what does that have to do with," he pointed to the couple, “
Dick and Jane?"
- From You Make Me Laugh
———————————————
It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains.
- Patrick Henry
———————————————
Long Marriage
A couple celebrated theyr 50th wedding anniversary. Party over. As
every one left, a news reporter friend went to the husband and thanked
him for the invitation. Then asked, "can you tell me the secret of your
happy married life?"
The aged farmer grandpa became serious and said, "I always knew
that there is no I in marryage."
His wife grinned and said, "And I never tried to correct him.”
-From PG Vargis
————
Please pray for: Jean, Joe, Morgan, Emily, Sean, Bill, Barb, Sarah, Regina.
=================
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