Doc's Daily Chuckle 10/9/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Last Second
2. Lesson on Plant Growth
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Last Second
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas
just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars
ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally,
the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits
until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the
same in my business."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive
everybody, everything, every night before you go to bed.
- Bernard M. Baruch
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Lesson on Plant Growth
We were doing a science lesson on how plants grow.
The children all got a chance to plant their own seeds.
After a few days of watching the seedlings, I secretly
exchanged a few seeds for the children whose plants
did not sprout.
Several days later one of my students said: "Look Mrs.
Gilligan, it's a miracle, my plant is growing".
I said: "Yes, seeds sprouting is very exciting".
He said: "No Mrs. Gilligan, that's not the miracle,
I ATE the SEED and it is growing anyway!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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