Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/10/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Sorry this is late. I had a computer crash yesterday.
I did lose, among other things, the names of some
people needing prayers.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Snack
2. Cataract Surgery
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Snack
Hailey is staring into the open fridge, just pondering
for awhile.
"Hey, honey - whatcha looking for?"
"A snack."
"Well, we have string cheese, applesauce, pears, apples,
lots of snacks in there. What can I get for you?"
"No, Mom. I meant an *un*-healthy snack."
- by Janet Hunt (my niece)
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Begin while others make excuses. Keep going while others
are quitting. - Billy Cox
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Cataract Surgery
When my mother was 91, I took her to an ophthalmologist
for cataract surgery evaluation. She was blind in one eye,
couldn't hear well and used a walker. The doctor briskly
gave her a cursory examination.
At the end of the session, he held up three fingers, asking
Mother, "How many fingers do I have?"
"I hope you have five if you're going to operate on me!" she
snapped.
He gave her his full attention.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Chemmie, Todd, Chyanne, Brendon, Baylee, Billy, Christine.
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