DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/12/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Fishing
2. 11 Lessons from Noah's Ark
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Fishing
Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying about Noah's
ark.
On the way home, Willy asked, "Do you think Noah did much
fishing?"
"How could he?" said Billy. "He only had two worms."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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The only real elegance is in the mind, and if you've got that,
the rest naturally flows from it. - Diana Vreeland
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11 Lessons from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Better listen to God, rather then men!
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you
to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that
needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board
with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always
a rainbow waiting.
- from Laugh & Lft
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Please pray for: Kit, Tillie, Ollie, Bobby, Patricia, Anna, Domingo, Ed.
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