Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/13/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The storm has hit east of Cleveland with a vengence.
Multiple closings (primarily due to ice) and delays.
In one school district, the children were 'stranded'
at school as the buses could not get there to take
them home. All the students are home now.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Happy Birthday
2. Millionaire
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Happy Birthday
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings.
They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday"
to him.
But when they finished their off-key rendition, they
discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused
voice. "You folks need all the practice you can get."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Don't follow your dreams. Chase them down with aggressive
pursuit. - Darren Hardy
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Millionaire
"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write
an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded,
began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you
begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Christie, Mandy, Kay, Mary, Gloria, Joe, Jim, Bob.
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