Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/16/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Temperatures dipped into the 20’s. Winter coat time when outdoors.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Fresh
2. Fast
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Fresh
Traveling from the East Coast to Oregon, I was looking forward
to sampling seafood from the Pacific Ocean. At a small open-air
restaurant, I selected the clam chowder.
"Is it fresh?" I asked the waitress.
"Oh yes," she replied. "We opened the can just this morning."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you
had to overcome to reach your goals. - Booker T. Washington
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Fast
One day, my husband announced to the family that he was going
to fast and pray.
Ginny, our 5-year-old, had recently learned that fasting meant not
eating. "No!" she shouted. "You can't fast! You'll die!”
Her dad carefully explained that many men and women fasted in
Bible times.
Ginny paused a moment. Then, with a flash of insight and a note
of warning, she proved her point. "And they all died," she said.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Eileen, Joe, Gary, Judy, Sean, Maureen, Aurelia, Gerard.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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Temperatures dipped into the 20’s. Winter coat time when outdoors.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fresh
2. Fast
———————————————
Fresh
Traveling from the East Coast to Oregon, I was looking forward
to sampling seafood from the Pacific Ocean. At a small open-air
restaurant, I selected the clam chowder.
"Is it fresh?" I asked the waitress.
"Oh yes," she replied. "We opened the can just this morning."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
———————————————
You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you
had to overcome to reach your goals. - Booker T. Washington
———————————————
Fast
One day, my husband announced to the family that he was going
to fast and pray.
Ginny, our 5-year-old, had recently learned that fasting meant not
eating. "No!" she shouted. "You can't fast! You'll die!”
Her dad carefully explained that many men and women fasted in
Bible times.
Ginny paused a moment. Then, with a flash of insight and a note
of warning, she proved her point. "And they all died," she said.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
————
Please pray for: Eileen, Joe, Gary, Judy, Sean, Maureen, Aurelia, Gerard.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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