Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/20/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today, I had my 1 yr. follow-up of my R knee replacement.
All is well. Next visit is in 2019.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Thanksgiving
2. Hammock
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Thanksgiving
Michelle asked the children in her class about the upcoming
Thanksgiving holiday. She thought it might be effective to
inch toward its meaning by having them playfully correct
some wrong statements.
"Now let me think," she began. "Thanksgiving. That's the day
when we think about all the stuff we have. And how we want
more things than anybody else has. And how we don't care
about anybody but ourselves. And ..."
"No!" the preschool kids were starting to chorus! "No-o-o!"
Then one little guy in the middle of the pack looked up and
chirped, "That's not Thanksgiving, Miss Michelle. That's
Christmas!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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My father said there were two kinds of people in the
world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better,
but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
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Hammock
A customer bought a large hammock at our store and
seemed very pleased as he carried the package out
the door.
To our surprise, the next day he was back with his
purchase.
"What happened?" we asked.
He replied, "I realized that I had only one tree."
- edited from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Shirley, Claude, Antonio,Terri, Sylvia, Amanda, Ollie.
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