Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/21/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We're going to have a brief hiatus from winter this
weekend with temperatures in the high 40's.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Geese
2. Wise Sayings
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Geese
On a crisp fall afternoon, my four-year-old son was helping
rake leaves in the front yard of our farmhouse. I glanced up
just in time to see a flock of geese flying over and pointed
out how they flew in a formation shaped like a V.
He patiently watched them as they disappeared over the horizon
and then turning to me and asked, "Do they know any other
letters?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines,
practiced every day. - Jim Rohn
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Wise Sayings
- There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse
every year.
- People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them
that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
- Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
- If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
- In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
- One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make
a woman gain five pounds.
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
- Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
- Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
- You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because
you stop laughing.
- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
- from Laugh & Lift
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