DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/26/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Wishing all in the USA a blessed Thanksgiving.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Meal Prayer
2. Thanksgiving Weather
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Meal Prayer
My four-year-old likes to say the blessing at mealtimes,
usually repeating the same short prayer:
"Thank you, God, for this gracious food. Amen."
One evening, however, he thanked the Lord for the birds,
the trees, each of his friends, and asked God to watch over
his family and help them to be good.
I was thrilled that he was finally praying from the heart.
But after the "Amen," he took a spoonful of stew, gasped,
then dropped his spoon into the bowl.
"I should have said a longer prayer, my food is still too
hot!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Give to the world the best you have, and the best will come
back to you. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Thanksgiving Weather
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven
to an afternoon high near 165F. The kitchen will turn
hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for
a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front
of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an
accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed
potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry
sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass
the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued
for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around
the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish
and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in
the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to
eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers
can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of
scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend
where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure
will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Joy, Shirley, Eric, Darren, Michael, Linda, Christie.
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