Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/3/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We had our first snow of the season this morning. Nothing
stuck as the ground is too warm.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Speed Trap
2. House of Night
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Speed Trap
My sister Candice's husband drove right into a radar trap. And
because Candice was following him in her car, the police officer
nabbed her too.
After the officer had written up one ticket, he approached Candice.
Her defense was that she was merely following her husband.
When that appeal failed, she tried another tack: "Do you give family
discounts?”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Stop comparing yourself to others. You are unique and there
is no one else in this world like you. So, stand tall and declare
"I am one of a kind!" now go be the best you, that you can be.
- Bob Perks
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House of Night
My favorite spot at our local zoo is the House of Night, where
nocturnal creatures crawl and fly about. One very bright day,
I stepped into the exhibit and was plunged into total darkness.
Almost immediately, a small hand grabbed mine.
"And who do you belong to?" I asked.
His answer came swiftly: "I'm yours till the lights come on.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Angie, Patricia, Michael, Darrell, Marilyn, James.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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We had our first snow of the season this morning. Nothing
stuck as the ground is too warm.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Speed Trap
2. House of Night
———————————————
Speed Trap
My sister Candice's husband drove right into a radar trap. And
because Candice was following him in her car, the police officer
nabbed her too.
After the officer had written up one ticket, he approached Candice.
Her defense was that she was merely following her husband.
When that appeal failed, she tried another tack: "Do you give family
discounts?”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
———————————————
Stop comparing yourself to others. You are unique and there
is no one else in this world like you. So, stand tall and declare
"I am one of a kind!" now go be the best you, that you can be.
- Bob Perks
———————————————
House of Night
My favorite spot at our local zoo is the House of Night, where
nocturnal creatures crawl and fly about. One very bright day,
I stepped into the exhibit and was plunged into total darkness.
Almost immediately, a small hand grabbed mine.
"And who do you belong to?" I asked.
His answer came swiftly: "I'm yours till the lights come on.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
————
Please pray for: Angie, Patricia, Michael, Darrell, Marilyn, James.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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