DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/4/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Hospital Parking
2. Fishing
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Hospital Parking
The County Highway Commissioner was driving to the hospital for
treatment of his painful knee injury. He decided to take advantage
of the hospital's Valet Parking. As he exited his car, a young man
with the Valet Parking Company, comes up and asks if this was a
government vehicle.
"Yes," the Commissioner replied, surprised by the question. "In
fact it's an unmarked police car."
"Wow!" the young man said, sliding behind the wheel. "This will
be the first time I've been in the front seat."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong,
but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. - Euripides
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Fishing
Year after year Bubba's wife pleaded with him to take her
fishing, but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it.
She finally wore him down so he consented, and early one
morning they took off for the lake.
They had not been there very long when the fish began biting.
Almost as fast as they cast, a fish would bite, and they reeled
it in. After catching their limit, Bubba said, "Verna Lou,
sweet thang, I'm sorry. You've been good luck and I'm gonna
bring you with me the next time. If you'll mark the spot where
we caught all these fish, we'll go home."
On the way home, Bubba turned to Verna Lou and said, "Sweet
thang, how did you mark the spot where all the fish are so next
time I'll know?"
"Bubba, darlin', I put a big 'X' on the side of the boat right
down closest to the water."
"Sweet thang, that's about the dumbest thing I ever seen you do.
Don't you know that won't work? We may not get the same boat the
next time!"
- from Big Clean Joke Attack
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