DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 11/5/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's hard to believe how many signs of Christmas are
'popping up'. It's barely the beginning of Nov.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Spelling
2. Free Cigarettes
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Spelling
When my son, Billy, was about three years old, we would practice
spelling out words as we traveled in the car. One day, we were
driving on the highway on the way to see his grandmother. I
thought I would do a little quizzing and asked him about the
word on the vehicle in front of us. He sounded out the letters,
"F....O....R....D!"
"Terrific!" I said. "Now, what does that spell?"
He grinned really wide and replied, "Pickup Truck!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The only way to get over the past is to leave it behind.
If you spend your time re-living moments that are gone
forever, you might miss the special moments that are yet
to come. - Susan Gale
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Free Cigarettes
A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of
cigarettes with the explanation: "We are sending
you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope you
enjoy them and will want more."
After several months the tobacco company received
this reply from Dave: "I got your cigarettes and
soaked them in a quart of water which I sprayed on
my bug-infested rosebushes. Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send
me some more next month in case any bugs survived."
- from Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Charlene, Charles, Judy, Sabrina, Chantea, Bill, Ayden.
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