Doc's Daily Chuckle 11/7/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. No Money at College
2. Medical Misstatements
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No Money at College
A student had no money at the present time, so he decided
to ask his Dad for some help.
He sent a simple three line six word letter to dad.
It said,
"No mon.
No fun.
Your son."
A week later he had a response from Dad another three
line six word letter.
It said,
"Too bad.
So sad.
Your dad."
-edited from GCFL
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The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when
you have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second,
which comes with a sort of mastery. - Janet Erskine Stuart
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Medical Misstatements
The following statements are reported to have been found on patients'
charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements
were written by various health care professionals including doctors
at several major hospitals:
"The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
1989 when she got a divorce."
"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
ran out of gas and crashed."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
"Patient has been married twice, but denies any other serious
illnesses."
"Patient experiences difficulty swallowing tires easily."
"History: Patient was shot in the head with .34 caliber rifle.
Chief complaint -- headache."
"Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old white male, mentally
alert but forgetful."
"The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year."
"On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day
it had completely disappeared."
- from Laugh & Lift
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