DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 12/1/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was able to spend time with 3 of my daughters and
8 of my grandchildren over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Family time is always cherished.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Address
2. Cheerful Giver
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Address
A friend and I were driving in the country looking for an
address.
We found the town, but we couldn't locate the road.
We drove to the police station. They'd never heard of the
road.
Neither had the Fire Department.
We went to City Hall, where a community get-together was
going on.
We consulted a map, with no luck, until finally we happened
to ask one young man who knew exactly where the street was.
He pointed to the map, showing us exactly how to get there.
I said, "Thank you. Are you with the Police? Or the Fire
Department?"
"Neither. I deliver pizzas."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Trouble is a part of your life and if you don't share it,
you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love
you enough. - Dinah Shore
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Cheerful Giver
On one particular Sunday, the pastor was emphasizing the
importance of everyone giving their tithes and offerings.
He went on to challenge the people to give enthusiastically
because II Corinthians 9:7 says in it that "God loves a
cheerful giver."
As the plate was passed, a little boy in the second pew,
quickly slipped off his neck tie and placed it into the
offering plate.
His mother, absolutely mortified, asked him what in the
world he thought he was doing.
The boy replied, "The pastor said put your ties in the
offering plate and do it joyfully. I love that man!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Debbie, Olivia, Carol, Mindy, John, Matt, Mary.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
I was able to spend time with 3 of my daughters and
8 of my grandchildren over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Family time is always cherished.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Address
2. Cheerful Giver
------------------------------
Address
A friend and I were driving in the country looking for an
address.
We found the town, but we couldn't locate the road.
We drove to the police station. They'd never heard of the
road.
Neither had the Fire Department.
We went to City Hall, where a community get-together was
going on.
We consulted a map, with no luck, until finally we happened
to ask one young man who knew exactly where the street was.
He pointed to the map, showing us exactly how to get there.
I said, "Thank you. Are you with the Police? Or the Fire
Department?"
"Neither. I deliver pizzas."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
Trouble is a part of your life and if you don't share it,
you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love
you enough. - Dinah Shore
------------------------------
Cheerful Giver
On one particular Sunday, the pastor was emphasizing the
importance of everyone giving their tithes and offerings.
He went on to challenge the people to give enthusiastically
because II Corinthians 9:7 says in it that "God loves a
cheerful giver."
As the plate was passed, a little boy in the second pew,
quickly slipped off his neck tie and placed it into the
offering plate.
His mother, absolutely mortified, asked him what in the
world he thought he was doing.
The boy replied, "The pastor said put your ties in the
offering plate and do it joyfully. I love that man!"
- from Laugh & Lift
--------
Please pray for: Debbie, Olivia, Carol, Mindy, John, Matt, Mary.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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