Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/15/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
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2. Top Reasons to Ask for a Raise
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Some Funny Thoughts
* The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
* You may be nobody's fool now, but don't worry ... someone will
adopt you.
* A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you
could lose ALL your keys at once!
* Repeat after me: we are all individuals!
* If the NASA scientists are all so smart, why do they count
backwards?
* I used to be indecisive ... I think.
* A careful study of economics has recently revealed that the
best time to buy anything is last year.
* For every action there is an equal and opposite government
program.
* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take
care of cows?
* When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get
awful crowded.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous
step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis [Behan]
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Top Reasons to Ask for a Raise
10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out
in hysterical laughter.
9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.
8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV
thrift stores.
7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.
6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve
it for your Easter ham.
5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping
grocery coupons.
4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped,
"Charity Case -- Return To Sender."
3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests to
Young America, Minnesota.
2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your
billfold and it goes into shock.
1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in
the mall.
- from Laugh & Lift
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