Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/18/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Causes Of All Fatal Accidents
2. Columbus
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Causes Of All Fatal Accidents
*Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
*Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents do occur in the home.
*Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen
to pedestrians.
*Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on
these.
*Only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these
are related to previous physical disorders.
Hence, the safest place for you to be at any time is church.
[Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.]
Go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
- from Tony B. (via GCFL.net)
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People call me an optimist, but I'm really an appreciator....When I
was six years old and had scarlet fever, the first of the miracle
drugs, sulfanilamide, saved my life. I'm grateful for computers and
photocopiers...I appreciate where we've come from. - Julian Simon
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Columbus
We all know that Columbus believed the world was round when others
believed it was flat and that if you traveled far enough you would
go over the edge. We also know that Columbus reached what we now
know as America. While there are still a few who believe Columbus
returned to Spain and told Queen Isabella that he discovered a new
world, most believe he had told her he had reached India.
Recently documents written by Queen Isabella's official scribe were
uncovered revealing what Columbus actually said on returning from
his first voyage. His first words were, "I'll bet I'm the first man
who ever got nineteen hundred miles on a galleon."
- from Marty's Joke of the Day
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