Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/23/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. You Better be Good
2. Christas Shopping
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You Better be Good
Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this
year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who
is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent.
Sarah's parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest
in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was watching
and doesn't like it when children fight. This had little impact.
"I'll just have to tell Santa about your misbehavior," the mother
said as she picked up the phone and dialed. Sarah's eyes grew big
as her mother asked "Mrs. Claus" (really Sarah's aunt; Santa's real
line was busy) if she could put Santa on the line. Sarah's mouth
dropped open as Mom described to Santa (Sarah's uncle) how the
two-year-old was acting. But, when Mom said that Santa wanted to
talk to her, she reluctantly took the phone.
Santa, in a deepened voice, explained to her how there would be no
presents Christmas morning to children who fought with their sisters.
He would be watching, and he expected things to be better from now
on.
Sarah, now even more wide eyed, solemnly nodded to each of Santa's
remarks and silently hung the phone up when he was done.
After a long moment, Mom (holding in her chuckles at being so clever)
asked, "What did Santa say to you, dear?"
In almost a whisper, Sarah sadly but matter-of-factly stated, "Santa
said he won't be bringing toys to my sister this year."
- from Humor Matters
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There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide
to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections,
traditions. - Bill McKibben
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Christas Shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked
the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing
this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
- from Jokes 4 us
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