Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/28/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Looking on the bright side (and liking a small amount
of snow for Christmas), I renamed the precipitation as
‘warm snow’ with puddles.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Play
2. Christmas Choir
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Play
It was the night of the children's Christmas play and little J
ohnny was upset because he didn't get the part of Joseph.
He was assigned the inn keeper.
Because he was still bitter, when Joseph and Mary arrived
at the inn to ask if there was room, little Johnny threw the
play by saying, "Sure, come on in!"
Joseph was at first taken aback, but with quick wit, stepped
in, looked around and said, "This place is a dump. I'd rather
stay in the barn.”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together, there is
something you must always remember. You are braver than
you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you
think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart, I’ll
always be with you.– Christopher Robin, "Pooh's Grand
Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin”I
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Christmas Choir
I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out
to become a member of the local Christmas choir.
After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will
have you sing tenor."
"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.
"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away
from the choir."
- From A Joke a Day
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Please pray for: Colin, Lynn, Mike, Rich, Jacob, Alyssa, Alan, Arhonda.
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