DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 12/3/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
2. Three Astronauts
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Answers:
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken
crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
it, I've not been told!
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.
Apple: We have just released the new iChicken, which will cross
roads much easier than before - starting price is only $499
for the base model. Upgrade to the deluxe version for $200
more to get double the chicken-crossing potential.
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken
doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the
road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same
time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
crossing?"
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that
was good enough for us.
Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my
omelette.
- from Laugh and Lift
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To be alive, to be able to see, to walk,...it's all a miracle.
- Arthur Rubinstein
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Three Astronauts
NASA planned a mission that involved three astronauts spending two
years in space. Because of the extended duration, each was allowed
to take 200 pounds of baggage, with no restricions.
The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second
decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while
the third astronaut decided to take along cigarettes.
Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd
waiting to welcome them home.
First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a
baby in their arms.
Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.
They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.
Suddenly out came the third astronaut with a cigarette in his mouth.
He walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, "Anybody
got a match??"
- from Laugh and Lift
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