Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/31/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Pushing a Car
2. Restless
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Pushing a Car
As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push
her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a
Good Samaritan, I parked and joined her in pushing her car.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm giving you a hand," I said. "What are you doing?"
"I'm stretching before my run."
- From Jim Shaw, Reader's Digest.
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Remember the past with gratitude. Live the present with enthusiasm.
Look forward to the future with confidence. - St. Pope John Paul II
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Restless
A mother took her young son to Mass one Sunday morning. As Mass
went on and on, he became restless. She tried, in vain, to assure the
little boy that Mass would soon be over.
Finally, he pointed to the tabernacle candle in the red glass container
and asked: “Are we going to stay until that red light turns green?”
- from Holy Humor
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