Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/13/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Playpen
2. How To Cook
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Playpen
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She
complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts.
Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm half-way to
the nut hatch."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from
yourself," her friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend
called to ask how things were going.
"Superb! I can't believe it," Mary said. "I get in
that pen with a good book and the kids don't bother
me one bit!"
- From Laugh & Lift
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It takes less time to do a thing right, than it
does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry
Wadsworth Longfellow
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How To Cook
We are fortunate our grand-children live close by and
visit us often.
When our seven-year-old granddaughter, Morgan, comes
over, she loves to watch her grandmother when she is
baking. "Oma," she asked one day, "where did you learn
how to cook?"
Grandma told her that she learned from her mother and
passed on this knowledge to her daughter. "Someday,"
she continued, "your mother will pass this knowledge
along to you."
There was a short silence. "No, I don't think so,"
Morgan said. "Mom puts everything in the microwave."
- From GCFL
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