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Today's Chuckles

1. Cinema   

2. My One And Only  

 

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Cinema

It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first 

date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the 

film to start. 

The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement 

for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle 

realized that there was no sound. The film began but 

the silence continued. 

Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in 

the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote 

control?" 

- From Unijokes

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I enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. It's a nice way 

to say you're thinking about your family, someone 

special, or dear friends. - Camila Alves

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My One And Only 

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive 

bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's 

Day, at a very smart jeweler's shop in Hatton Garden, 

London.

The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's 

name engraved on it?'

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, 

instead engrave "To my one and only love".' 

The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic 

of you.'

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly 

romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, 

I can use it again.'

- From Funny Jokes 

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