Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/14/22
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Wishing everyone a wonderful Valentine’s Day.
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Today's Chuckles
1. The Valentine's Day Ten Commandments
2. Flower
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The Valentine's Day Ten Commandments
1. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt have no other squeeze
before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth
her/him behind her/him back.
3. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy...or else.
4. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are just too weird.
5. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily or cause
undue embarrassment when I am with thee.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK
about it least you be smitten from the earth.
7. Thou shalt not steal from my wallet/purse while I am in the shower, nor
use my credit cards.
8. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.
9. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor’s
house without first puttin' down the remote and learnin' how to
use a paintbrush!
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's main Squeeze, nor his son,
nor his daughter, nor his entertainment center, nor his BMW, nor
anything else that belongs to thy neighbor.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Gratification comes in the doing, not in the results.
- James Dean
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Flowers
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers.
Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
- From Cybersalt
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Please pray for: Jarod, Matt, Tracie, Tom, Kim, Mary, Bill, Wilma, Aaron, Laura.
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