Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/15/19
Quote from Forum Archives on February 15, 2019, 11:54 pmPosted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I'm requesting prayer for myself due to an abnormality
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Today's Chuckles
1. Lots of Snow
2. Everything I Learned about Life, I Learned from a Snowman
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Lots of Snow
It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and
fell until the government relief agency had to step in and
lend a hand.
"It must have been terrible," said the government man to a
farmer. "All that snow."
"Could have been worse," calmly answered the farmer. "My
neighbor had more snow than me."
"How's that?" asked the government man.
"More land," replied the farmer.
- From Steven S. (Via GCFL)
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Great emergencies and crises show us how much greater our
vital resources are than we had supposed. - William James
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Everything I Learned about Life, I Learned from a Snowman
*It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
*Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
*Wearing white is always appropriate.
*Winter is the best of the four seasons.
*t takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
*There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
*We're all made up of mostly water.
*You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
*Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
*Avoid yellow snow.
*Don't get too much sun.
*It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
*It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
*Always put your best foot forward.
*There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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I'm requesting prayer for myself due to an abnormality
found on medical tests today. Biopsy is set for Tuesday.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Lots of Snow
2. Everything I Learned about Life, I Learned from a Snowman
———————————————
Lots of Snow
It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and
fell until the government relief agency had to step in and
lend a hand.
"It must have been terrible," said the government man to a
farmer. "All that snow."
"Could have been worse," calmly answered the farmer. "My
neighbor had more snow than me."
"How's that?" asked the government man.
"More land," replied the farmer.
- From Steven S. (Via GCFL)
———————————————
Great emergencies and crises show us how much greater our
vital resources are than we had supposed. - William James
———————————————
Everything I Learned about Life, I Learned from a Snowman
*It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
*Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
*Wearing white is always appropriate.
*Winter is the best of the four seasons.
*t takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
*There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
*We're all made up of mostly water.
*You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
*Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
*Avoid yellow snow.
*Don't get too much sun.
*It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
*It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
*Always put your best foot forward.
*There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Darrell, Marilyn, Ted, Rich, Jill, Blake
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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