Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/18/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My Dad is doing a little better. His voice was
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Well-Planned Retirement
2. Polite
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Well-Planned Retirement
Funny, but untrue story:
Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for
150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were
managed by a very pleasant attendant... The fees for cars
($1.40), for buses (about $7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day
of work, he just didn't show up; so the zoo management
called the city council and asked it to send them another
parking agent. The council did some research and replied
that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility.
The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city
employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant
had never been on the city payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of
Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who'd apparently had
a ticket booth installed completely on his own and then
had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to
collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about
$560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week,
this amounts to just over $7 million dollars... and no
one even knows his name.
- From Jean (via GCFL)
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This idea of shared humanity and the connections that we
make with one another — that's what, in fact, makes life
worth living. - Clint Smith
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Polite
While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the
difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to
children. One day I entered the examining room to give
four-year-old Lizzie her shot.
"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.
"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."
At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO,
THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"
- From Laugh & Lift
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