Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/19/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. I'm Tired!
2. Indian Weather
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I'm Tired!
Christmas was finally over and the pastor's wife dropped into an
easy chair saying, "Boy, am I ever tired."
Her husband looked over at her and said, "I had to conduct two
special services last night and three today, and I gave a total
of five sermons. Why are you so tired?"
"Dear," she replied, "I had to listen to all of them."
- from GCFL.net
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It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve
a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness.
- Whitney Capps
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Indian Weather
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old
Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."
The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow
storm."
The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary
to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't
show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him.
"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm
depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is
broken."
- from Laugh & Lift
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