Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/19/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Contacting God
2. Sins of Omission
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Contacting God
During "children's time" in the worship service, the kids came forward
and the pastor, wanting to teach about prayer, asked, "How can we talk
with God?"
The pastor produced paper and envelope and said, "Maybe we can
write God a letter. Does anyone know God's address?" The group
said no.
Then the pastor pulled out his cell phone and said, "Maybe we can
telephone God. Does anyone know God's phone number?" The r
esponse was again negative.
Then the pastor displayed his laptop computer and said, "Maybe we
can send God an e-mail!" A little five-year-old enthusiastically said,
"Yeah, try www-dot-God-dot-com!"
- From Laugh & Lift
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing
himself. - Leo Tolstoy
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Sins of Omission
A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know
what we mean by sins of omission?"
A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed,
but didn't?”
- From GCFL
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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Looking forward to the weekend.
Saturday morning will be attending a virtual women’s conference.
Saturday afternoon my daughter is planning to visit.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Contacting God
2. Sins of Omission
———————————————
Contacting God
During "children's time" in the worship service, the kids came forward
and the pastor, wanting to teach about prayer, asked, "How can we talk
with God?"
The pastor produced paper and envelope and said, "Maybe we can
write God a letter. Does anyone know God's address?" The group
said no.
Then the pastor pulled out his cell phone and said, "Maybe we can
telephone God. Does anyone know God's phone number?" The r
esponse was again negative.
Then the pastor displayed his laptop computer and said, "Maybe we
can send God an e-mail!" A little five-year-old enthusiastically said,
"Yeah, try www-dot-God-dot-com!"
- From Laugh & Lift
———————————————
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing
himself. - Leo Tolstoy
———————————————
Sins of Omission
A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know
what we mean by sins of omission?"
A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed,
but didn't?”
- From GCFL
————
Please pray for: Len, Don, Kim, Becca, Jim, Annie, Charlotte, Lidia.
=================
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