Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/2/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Granny's Visit
2. Actual Bumper Stickers
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Granny's Visit
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran
up and gave her a big hug.
"I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do
that trick he's been promising to do!"
His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"
The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that
he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"
- from Cyber Salt
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uplifting e-mail. You would just need to cut-and-paste the url.
http://www.spiritisup.com/asap.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
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A man who makes no mistakes makes nothing.
- Winston Churchill
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Actual Bumper Stickers
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let him sleep.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Forget about World Peace... Visualise Using Your Turn Signal!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
i souport publik edekasion.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Anna Ruth, Joshua, Tim, Chelsie, Kit, Rush, Joe, Kathryn.
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