Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/20/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. I Know About Santa
2. Ford's Solution
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I Know About Santa
I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my
son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus.
Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something
about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth
Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."
- from You Make Me Laugh
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Believe in something that captures your heart, your
body, and your soul. Let it captivate your mind and
open you to new possibilities. Let it consume you and
show you that through hard work, determination, and
dedication you will not fail. - Jariel Morales
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Ford's Solution
Henry Ford was once asked why, when problems arose,
he typically visited his executives on their own
turf rather than calling them into his office.
"To save time," Ford explained. "I've found that I
can leave the other fellow's office a lot quicker
than I can get him to leave mine."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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This is the last full weekend in Feb.
Hopefully, March will spring the themometer
to warmer temperatures.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. I Know About Santa
2. Ford's Solution
------------------------------
I Know About Santa
I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my
son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus.
Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something
about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth
Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."
- from You Make Me Laugh
------------------------------
Believe in something that captures your heart, your
body, and your soul. Let it captivate your mind and
open you to new possibilities. Let it consume you and
show you that through hard work, determination, and
dedication you will not fail. - Jariel Morales
------------------------------
Ford's Solution
Henry Ford was once asked why, when problems arose,
he typically visited his executives on their own
turf rather than calling them into his office.
"To save time," Ford explained. "I've found that I
can leave the other fellow's office a lot quicker
than I can get him to leave mine."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
--------
Please pray for: Barronelle, Kevin, Margie, Orin, Donny, Dorothy, Emily.
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