Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/21/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Kidneys
2. Medical Prevention
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Kidneys
A class teacher taughr the 6th grade a lesson about kidneys of human beings.
Calling on a student: Sam, the teacher asked, ‘How many kidneys we have?’
Sam: 4.
All the students laughed.
Teacher upset and angry yelled, 'Dont be stupid.’
Sam: Teacher, I'm not stupid. You asked the wrong question. You asked how
many kidneys WE have? You have 2 and I have 2. My mother taught
me 2 plus 2 is 4.
- From PG Vargis (slightly edited)
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It is a little dark still, but there are warnings of the day and somewhere out
of the darkness, a bird is singing to the Dawn. - Paul Laurence Dunbar
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Medical Prevention
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty
nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.
I asked one nurse what the pin signified.
"Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."
- From Cybersalt
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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It’s a sunny, warm-for-February day here. I’m considering transitioning
from DDC (after 25 years). Please keep me in prayer during this period
of discernment. Thanks.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Kidneys
2. Medical Prevention
———————————————
Kidneys
A class teacher taughr the 6th grade a lesson about kidneys of human beings.
Calling on a student: Sam, the teacher asked, ‘How many kidneys we have?’
Sam: 4.
All the students laughed.
Teacher upset and angry yelled, 'Dont be stupid.’
Sam: Teacher, I'm not stupid. You asked the wrong question. You asked how
many kidneys WE have? You have 2 and I have 2. My mother taught
me 2 plus 2 is 4.
- From PG Vargis (slightly edited)
———————————————
It is a little dark still, but there are warnings of the day and somewhere out
of the darkness, a bird is singing to the Dawn. - Paul Laurence Dunbar
———————————————
Medical Prevention
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty
nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.
I asked one nurse what the pin signified.
"Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."
- From Cybersalt
————
Please pray for: Jim, Andrew, Patti, Jo, Marie, Jayce, Robert, Gerald, Brandon .
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