Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/23/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The furnace is out at the office. It was 36 degrees!
I had to fine an alternate location to do my paperwork.
Outside the temperature is hoovering around zero.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Village
2. Play Ball
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Village
We were expecting holiday guests and I was anxious
to make our house as festive as possible.
Every time I went to the mall, the miniature Dickens-era
village under our Christmas tree grew. I added a train
station, chocolate shop, toy store and bakery. Then I
enhanced the cultural life of the village with a school
and a gazebo for band concerts.
After one especially productive shopping trip, I put in
a restaurant where the imaginary villagers could have
Sunday brunch after attending services at the new church.
Pleased, I rearranged the newest pieces and said to my
husband,"Do you know what this village really needs?"
"Yes I do," he answered crisply. "It needs a board of
trustees to enact zoning laws to contain expansion."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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I have four things to learn in life: to think clearly
without hurry or confusion, to love everybody sincerely,
to act in everything with the highest motives, and to
trust in God unhesitatingly. - Albert Schweitzer
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Play Ball
A five-year-old boy surprised his father one day by saying,
"I guess I'll go outdoors and play ball with God."
"Tell me, how do you play ball with God?" asked the father.
"Oh, it's not hard at all," said the boys. "I just throw
the ball up and God throws it back down to me."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Kevin, Dick, Christopher, Ann, David, Kay, Champagne.
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