Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/24/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is my Dad's birthday. He's one of the dwindling
number of veterans of WW II.
BTW, the furnace is fixed at the office.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Newcomer
2. 100th Birthday
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Newcomer
New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one
day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the
gym.
Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said
to her, "There's my husband." Then I added, "The thin one--not the
fat one."
After a slightly uncomfortable silence she replied, "And that's my
husband - the fat one."
- from Clean Laffs
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God give me work, till my life shall end...And life, till my work
is done. - Epitaph of Winifred Holtby.
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100th Birthday
Miss Emily was everybody's favorite spinster. Every year, for
her birthday, she received dozens of little gifts from friends
and family.
Year after year the knickknacks were added to, and soon filled
every corner of the house.
On her hundredth birthday, her niece asked what she wanted this
year.
Miss Emily said, "I'll take a kiss. Anything I don't have to dust!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: oseph, David, Dianna, Sue, Sean, Julie, Greg, Dawn.
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