Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/24/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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My Dad’s birthday is today. We celebrated with a
ZOOM virtual party.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Dedicated
2. Senior Exercise
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Dedicated
My husband Brian is a computer systems administrator. He is
dedicated to his job and works long hours, rarely taking time off
for meals.
One afternoon, Brian was overwhelmed with solving computer
network problems, so I decided to deliver a meal for him to eat at
his workstation.
When I was getting ready to leave, I said good-bye and reminded
him to eat his burger and fries while they were still warm.
Staring at his monitor, he waved me away. "Don't worry," he said,
obviously distracted, "I'll delete them in a few minutes."
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
- Jackie Robinson
My Dad's has had an enormous impact.
He’s been through the depression and served state-side during WWII.
He was the first in his family to go to college.
He and Mom raised 9 children.
He now lives with my youngest brother's family.
He's the sharpest person I know using the computer to find people (ie
classmates, relatives, etc.)
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Senior Exercise
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed
that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their
glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors
lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach
& stretch.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would
have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus
providing more exercise.
So if you find as you age that you are getting up and down more, remember
it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under
your breath.
- from JR Whitby (via Mikey’s Funnies)
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Please pray for: Carol, Sophie, Shayna, Leonardo, Mike, Sandy, Gary, Judy.
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