Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/27/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My Dad is doing extremely well.
Plans are for discharge home March 5.
My biopsy was positive for breast cancer.
I believe in the power of prayer.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Justice Prevailed
2. Check Landing
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Justice Prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to represent a
long-term client. After days of trial, the case was won,
the client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney emailed the firm:
"Justice prevailed.."
The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately!"
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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...You're on the verge of a miracle, just waiting
to be believed in..." - Rich Mullins, in his song
"Verge of a Miracle"
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Check Landing
I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since
I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was
nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered
area. The pilot descended to just a couple hundred feet,
then gunned both engines, climbed, and circled back. While
my heart pounded, the passenger beside me seemed calm.
"I wonder why he didn't land," I said.
"He was checking to see if the landing strip was plowed," the
man said.
As we made a second approach, I glanced out the window. "It
looks plowed to me," I commented.
"No," my seat mate said. "It hasn't been cleared for some
time."
"How can you tell?" I asked.
"Because," the man informed me, "I'm the guy who drives
the plow."
- From You Make Me Laugh
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