Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/28/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. 11 Lessons from Noah's Ark
2. It Happened in Church
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11 Lessons from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Better listen to God, rather then men!
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
- From Laugh & Lift
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The price of greatness is responsibility.
- Sir Winston Churchill
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It Happened in Church
Yesterday at the close of the service, the pastor asked if anyone
wanted to pray. A little 6-year-old fellow stood up so the pastor
asked if he had something to say, thinking he was going to testify.
The boy said, "I just stood up to pull my pants down."
The pastor said, "what?" not hearing him very well.
The boy proceeded to repeat it in a louder voice while a Sister in
the congregation was waving her hand at the pastor to disregard
it. Everyone burst out laughing except the little fellow's daddy.
The pastor immediately said, "You are dismissed!" and turned
around, roaring with laughter.
It seems the little fellow had just pulled up his pant legs to tie
his shoes and had stood up to pull them back down.
- From GCFL
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Please pray for: Joe, Jean, Patricia, Jim. Kathy, Peggy, Diane, Tim.
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