Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/5/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. How to Be Rescued
2. Not What You Expected
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How to Be Rescued
Two men were stranded on an island. One man just sat down
under a tree and did nothing. The other man looked all over
the island. When he came back, he said, "There is nothing
here -- no food, no shelter, no nothing. We're going to die."
The first man said, "I make $10,000 a week," and continued
to sit.
The other man again looked all over the island and came back
dejected. "We're going to die," he said.
The first one again replied, "I make $10,000 per week." And
he sat.
The other man took one more look all over, returned, and said,
"There's no way we will ever get off this island. We're going
to die."
Once again the first man replied, "I make $10,000 per week,
and I tithe. My pastor will find me."
- from GCFL.net
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A childlike man is not a man whose development has been arrested;
on the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of
continuing to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves
in the cocoon of middle aged habit and convention. - Aldous Huxley
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Not What You Expected
Walking along the beach, Dave tripped over a half-buried kerosene
lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a genie materialized.
"I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "but I'll
give you three gifts for releasing me: a potion to cure ill health,
a very large diamond, and a dinner date with a famous movie star.
By tomorrow afternoon, you will have received all these gifts."
When Dave returned home from work the next evening, he excitedly
asked his mother if anything had been delivered.
"Yes," she replied. "It's been an unusual day. At 2 p.m., a 55-gallon
drum of chicken soup arrived. About a half-hour later, a telegram came
saying that a long-lost relative had left you a minor-league baseball
stadium. Ten minutes ago, MGM called, inviting you to dinner with
Lassie tonight."
- from AcraMax Jokes
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