Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/6/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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This week with its challenging weather is now behind
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Green Recruit
2. Tennis
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Green Recruit
You've never seen two greener recruits than Fred and
me the day we arrived for basic training. We were
immediately assigned guard duty, and soon after, Fred
was approached by an officer.
"Halt! Who goes there?" Fred shouted.
The officer identified himself and waited for a response.
And waited. "What's wrong, soldier, don't you remember
what comes next?"
"No," Fred yelled back. "And you're not taking another
step until I do."
- from L. Edmond Wolfe (via Reader's Digest)
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The only truly happy people I know are those who
have found a cause to live for which is greater
than themselves. - William James
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Tennis
A manager has to take on some sport, at the
advice of his doctor so he decides to play
tennis.
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks
him how he's doing.
"It's going fine", the manager says, "When
I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding
towards me my brain immediately says: To the
corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!".
"Really? What happens then?", the girl asks
enthusiastic.
"Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!".
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Nelfa, Kent, Taylor, Rita, Patricia, Morgan, Jack.
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